"Don’t Fuck With Magnet Man" by the Megas
His name is Magnet Man, got magnets in his hands,
He’s got a knife in his hand, don’t fuck with Magnet Man!
He’ll probably stab you and take all your money, man,
You’ve got to know when to let shit fuckin’ go!
See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me, I want this little puffball!
WE’RE TUMBLR LET’S GET PEOPLE PETS!!!
HELP THEM GET THAT LITTLE PUFFBALL OMG
HELP HIM NOW.
I clearly don’t believe in love because I immediately thought,”break up with him and then you won’t need 1,000,000 notes”
hey guys so i ran into a huge wad of cash recently (i promise i didn’t rob a bank or anything) and i wanted to do something nice
here’s what you will win (all items will be brand new and in their original boxes/packages)
- a hand written thank-you letter from me
- 1 anime figure of your choice *Figma Sword Art Online Kirito figure OR Good Smile Sword Art Online Asuna figure OR Square Enix and Bandai Play Arts Kai Final Fantasy XIII-2 Lightning figure*
- Limited Edition Nintendo 3DS XL LOZ: A Link Between Worlds Bundle
- Pokemon X
- Pokemon Y
- Animal Crossing: New Leaf
- 2 Puchimaru Nyangkotai Mascots of your choice *white, orange, multi, gray, or black* (i have something similar to these and trust me they are sooo cute)
- Jumbo XL Rilakkuma plush
- Dangan Ronpa Monobear 18” Plush
- Moss Filled Sphere Necklace
- cat dress of your choice *white OR pink - sizes S, M, L*
- high heels of your choice *black bone ankle boots, OR white lace pearl heels - us sizes 5, 6, 7, 8*
- Shingenki no Kyojin Attack On Titan t shirt of your choice *style 1 or 2, sizes L only*
- Dark Souls 2 for platform of your choice *PS3, Xbox 360, OR PC*
- Wolfenstein: The New Order for platform of your choice *PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, OR Xbox One*
- Song of Ice and Fire series: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin
- The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (warning you will probably cry)
- any 2 minecraft plushies *enderman, skeleton, zombie, or creeper*
- any wig of your choice under $50 from spreepicky
- any game of your choice under $50 on steam (don’t forget to send me your id if you win)
- a 75 dollar amazon gift card
- 3.5mm Earphones of your choice *Korilakkuma (white), or Rilakkuma (brown)*
- Game Grumps Soundbyte Keychain
- any selfie reblogs
- MUST be following me, aka bludgeoner. i WILL check. you’ll be disqualified if you don’t. (also feel free to just start talking with me if you wanna bc im usually pretty lonely). don’t enter and follow me if you’re just gonna unfollow afterwards/later on.
- this is optional but it’d be real swaggy if you can follow me on deviantart (you’ll get an additional entry if you watch + note me (pls dont comment it on my profile its harder to keep track) on there with your tumblr url)
- all you have to do is reblog this post dude, and as much as you want too. the more you reblog the more entries you have.
- don’t delete the text pls or else you WILL be disqualified
- likes don’t count but feel free to like to save it, you’re NOT disqualified if you do
- if you win you must respond within 48 hours pls
- pls don’t unfollow afterwards if you do/don’t win bc that’s actually really rude and i have a tracker okay and if you unfollow you won’t be able to participate in any of my future giveaways.
*** THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOT AFFILIATED, SPONSORED, OR ENDORSED BY TUMBLR ***
- anyone of any age can enter, but if you’re under 18 you should probably check with your parent(s)/guardian(s) to see if they’re cool with me having your address
- anyone of any gender can enter
- anyone of any country can enter
- i can ship to p.o. boxes too
- shipping is entirely free
- this giveaway starts june 17 2014
- this giveaway ends august 31st 2014 at 11:59am est so wow you can enter the whole summer (hence summer giveaway)
- giveaway must reach at least 10,000 notes to go on
- winner will be announced on my blog a few hours/days after giveaway has ended and when they respond back to my message
- if you win and you DON’T want a certain item(s) PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! because i don’t wanna spend money for something you don’t want okay so please please do tell me
- good luck to everyone who enters
- oh you might wanna check back on this original post frequently just in case i update it or something idk
- hope you guys have a great day
Three winners this time!
Seeing as the last giveaway went wonderfully I decided to throw another one with more binders up for grabs. I know a lot of people need these and I feel like it’s a extremely important to help however I can, I know there’s a lot of suspicion concerning these binders however!
As somebody who uses one on a frequently basis I haven’t experienced anything from any of the rumours I’ve heard. They’re absolutely fantastic and it helps that they’re cheap. At the end of this post I’ll put links to binder safety as well as a reminder that please if you enter it’s in centimetres not inches. Blah blah blah boring boring Hebah’s being a nerd anyway lets get to the rules and such ಥ⌣ಥ
- Must be following me (I will be checking!!!)
- Reblogs and likes count as entry and you can reblog as many times as you wish, but remember to be kind to your followers!
- Giveaway blogs aren’t particularly favourable I’m afraid
- Shipping available everywhere just as long as you’re comfortable giving me your address
- End date will be the 3rd of October (NZ timezone)
- If you win you must respond within 48 hours
- Annnd of course this has to get a decent amount of notes!
*~*What’s up for grabs*~*
- A binder in black, grey or white by whatwears
- Anything under $35 from HOME FOR THE WEEKEND
- x2 0.05 inch Marimo!!! Honestly I own a couple of these lil pals and I love them to bits if you want any extra information about them I’d happily help you out!
- Mineral Stone gravel (example link) from this store! Under $6 NZD for either your Marimo or for simple decoration!
- Any Perfume bar by Tony Moly
Remember everything I end up buying is in NZD so do keep that in mind!
Second and Third Place:
- A binder in black, grey or white by whatwears
- x2 0.05 inch Marimo as well because lets face it everybody should have marimo
- Any perfume bar by Tony Moly
I’m going to try and make this a every couple of month sort of thing so the offer will continue to be there, I wish I could help out every person who needs a binder but of course that’s a bit impossible so I hope it’s be a help to whoever ends up getting these.
It’d be really fab as well if you could check out this post for HFTW. Andie has worked so hard on her store and it’d be awesome if anything could be contributed for the kickstarter so make sure to send her heaps and heaps of support and if we can get that post circulating that would be really, really cool!
The winner will be chosen through randomiser and good luck!! Hope you all have a wonderful time and good luck!!
(Safety and extra binder info under the cut)
this video changed my life and is 100% proven to stop mean people so please watch daily, it is very important.
So I’ve decided to do a giveaway, partly in honor of exams being over and partly because I’m fucking bored, but mostly because every single one of my followers are amazing and I love you and want to give something back to you guys :3
Of course, we must have rules:
- Reblogs count- likes do not.
- You don’t have to be following me, but I will include something extra if you are :)
- No side/giveaway blogs- I will be checking.
- Reblog as often as you’d like, just don’t annoy your followers
- Winner will be selected by a random number generator
- I’m spending a LOT of money on this giveaway, so please don’t give me hate if you’re not the chosen winner (please)
- You must reply within 48 hours or a new winner will be chosen
- You also must be comfortable giving me your address; I can’t exactly send you something without it, yeah? ;)
First place will receive:
- Any two wigs from amazon.com
- Any Attack on Titan shirt from Hot Topic
- any two manga volumes of your choice
- The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (or any other John Green book)
- An SNK necklace of your choice
- One piece of a cosplay outfit from anywhere online (So like you can get a dress or a wig or shoes or some shit)
- ANY Assassin’s Creed video game for a console of your choice
- A one-shot fanfiction over 5,000 words based on the otp/prompt of your choice- posted on AO3
- SHITTONS OF CANDY
- A brand-new Xbox 360 with any three games of your choosing
Second Place will receive:
- Any one wig from amazon.com
- A SNK necklace
- Any two manga volumes of your choice
- A one-shot fanfiction over 2,000 words based on the prompt/otp of their choice- posted on AO3
- One piece of a cosplay outfit (shirt/boots/wig, etc etc.)
Third Place will receive:
- A manga volume of their choice
- Any poster from amazon.com
- a rabbit’s foot because why fucking not
If you’re not in the SNK fandom and would like something from other fandoms, we can work it out.
Also, if you already have all the Assassins Creed games, you can substitute it with the game of your choice.
Winner will be announced on August 30th!
Good luck!! <3