i wonder if text posts have a character limit
i made scrambled eggs and i now know i am APH England
once i made an omlet…. it came out like rubber. when i poked it, a liquid substance ran across the plate. it smelled of shoe leather. Another time i made microwaveable chicken nuggets. Did you know you can set things on fire in the microwave?
how come men of few words are seen as cool, and mysterious, and stoic; while women of few words are seen as shy and timid?
Notice only 20 shades of gray
It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors
In response to that last comment^^
Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.
Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.
Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.
Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
It’s to late for this
Dads and Tumblr
I like how all of the Germanics are blond as hell and then you’ve got these losers
YO, THEY DON’T NEED TO BE BLONDE TO BE COOL!
it’s not even their non-blondness that makes them such absolute losers like?? Austria wears fake glasses. Prussia claims he loses 4 eyelashes when Russia touches him. Austria is afraid of marine animals. Prussia is himself. they’re fucking nerdlords through and through sorry